Who remembers this one? John Ashcroft singing? From way back in Feb ‘02? See, the thing is, in some sick way, I kind of like it. Maybe I’m a masochist.

If you’re looking for some patriotism that isn’t sung by former Attorney Generals, Morgan Holzer made a fun mix over at PopTen. Spoiler alert: it has “Living in America” from Rocky IV. Can’t get much more American than that.

Happy 234th Birthday, America! Here’s to many more…